Once was a sow who had
Three little piggies
Three little piggies had she
And the old sow always went
"Oink, oink, oink!"
And the the piggies went
"Wee, wee, wee."

One day one of those
Three little piggies
To the other two piggies said he,
"Why don't we try and go
'Oink, oink, oink!'
It's so childish to go
'Wee, wee, wee,'"

Those little piggies
Grew skinny and lean,
Skinny they well might be.
For they all tried to go
"Oink, oink, oink,"
And could only go
"Wee, wee, wee."

Those little piggies
They upped and they died,
A very sad sight to see.
So don't you try and go
"Oink, oink, oink,"
When you ought to go
"Wee, wee, wee."